Cheap Clamps
The other day, Gary and I visited Mike’s workshop, a rented space near Mike’s house.
Unlike my garage, Mike’s workplace is neat and well-organized.
What impressed me most, though, were Mike’s homemade tools, particularly some clamps he fabricated by gluing clothespins together.
A builder never has too many clamps, you know.
Poor Bite. Clothespins are cheap and useful. But they don’t open very wide, and their grip, optimized for a clothesline, is often flaky.
Mike made them much more useful by extending the jaw opening and gluing flat wood pads for a better grip.
He made lots of them. He’s also made clamps from clothes hangers, but I liked the modded clothespins the best.
I’ve now started making my own.
Future Archeology. One day a thousand years from now, archeologists will sift through the rubble of my garage and Mike’s workspace and find these things.
“Look at these primitive tools,” they’ll say. “What did they use them for?”
If they don’t know about clothespins, these are gonna baffle them, with their superfluous grooves, ridges and curves.
Meanwhile, though, they’re quite handy.
Tags: Tools.

April 6th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Oh no, another building project. But a good one!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:56 am
Clothes Pins are not a primitive tool, they are the essential part of the solar powered linen dehydrator(SPLD). Without it, the SPLD will not function properly.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:04 am
The future may already be here. When I went to the store and asked for clothes pins, the girl there didn’t know what they were. After explaining what they were, I got a blank stare from her. Later I heard her say to another girl “old people are so cute”. Well, at least I got a compliment, sort of.