Does Dave Have a Death Ray?
Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
Yesterday during wing to wing combat, Dave North killed me twice.
In both instances, he collided with my wing, which then lost power and promptly dropped from the sky.
Usually, my wings literally bounce back from impact, continuing their flights to fight again.
Secret Weapon? These suspicious crashes lead me to suspect that he’s developed a Death Ray, or some other sort of WWD (Weapon of Wing Destruction).
Dave, of course, denies everything.
A quick frisk of his 24-inch wing revealed no suspicious technology.
Perhaps it’s concealed in his sunglasses…
(Cartoon by Charles Addams, originally published in the New Yorker May 16, 1953)
