Goat, Wolf, Cabbage, Boat

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

The farmer crosses the river in a very small boat.

The farmer crosses the river in a very small boat.


An ancient logical problem focuses on a farmer returning from market, where she purchased a goat, a wolf and a cabbage.

She can make them behave as long as they’re within reach, but if she leaves them alone the goat will munch the cabbage and the wolf will devour the goat.

To return home with her groceries she needs to cross a river in a very small boat, just big enough to carry herself and one of her purchases.

How does she safely transport everything across the river?

Our problem is different: Great Dane, Contractor, Bathroom, Winter.

The Great Dane is, of course, Sadie, our regal nine-and-a-half-year-old harlequin queen, a tall hunk of dog weighing about 140 pounds.

Our Contractor is Can, a soft-spoken Vietnamese who is deathly afraid of dogs.

The Bathroom is my ancient toilet facility, one of the two remaining eyesores in our house (my office is the other).

Winter is, of course, the season: cold.

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Spreckels Lake

Wednesday, October 15th, 2008

Richard’s fancy runabout makes a dramatic turn.

Richard’s fancy runabout makes a dramatic turn.

Spreckels Lake is a lake in the sense that the miniature craft that ply its waters are boats.

In other words, it’s a model of a lake: less than 1,000 feet long by 500 feet wide, 5 feet deep in the middle with vertical edges to prevent boats from running aground.

The lake was built in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park in 1903, named for Adolph B. Spreckels, scion of the Spreckels Sugar Company. As San Francisco Park Commissioner, Spreckels was committed to the development of Golden Gate Park.

Established in 1898, the San Francisco Model Yacht Club serves as primary custodian to the lake. Its members sail regularly throughout the week and the club often stages special events such as races, parades, tug boat and barge pulls and displays of building craftsmanship.

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Disaster Stories

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Dump TruckMerry Leap Year Bonus Day!

I’ve been sidelined for a couple of days with an eye infection but I plan to venture out to Baylands today.

Meanwhile, here are two of my favorite R/C stories.

Mike Nadler told me this Best Crash Story just the other day.

A Pulverizing Mishap. A few years ago, he belonged to a group that flew on a leveled section of a dump site.

One of his friends flew his plane over his head and, as happens, lost orientation and control as the plane passed behind him.

Unfortunately, the plane landed in the bed of a passing dump truck.

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Turning 1,000,003

Sunday, February 17th, 2008

Flying CloseTomorrow is my birthday.

I like to joke that it’s my 1 millionth birthday, but I’ve made that joke for several years now, so I must be at least 1,000,003.

As long as I’m picking numbers, I’d prefer a prime number. But whaddya know, 1,000,003 is prime, so that’ll be the new age I claim.

How did I get so old?

Actually, I’ll be 68. Leaving a prime year—67—for an age that’s divisible by 4 and 17.

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Gary’s Hammer Symposium

Sunday, February 10th, 2008

Four So Far

Saturday, Gary Morgan hosted what he called a “Combat Hammer Build Symposium” at Baylands.

Wikipedia tells me that Symposium originally meant a drinking party but has since come to refer to any academic conference, whether or not drinking takes place.

This academic conference focused on the profile foam Hammer plane, which Gary, Mike Nadler, Rick Carmichael and others have been building and modifying for the past six months or so.

It’s cheap, acrobatic and easy to build: perfect for streamer combat.

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